I was having coffee with a friend, as always our conversation took on a weird and Demented turn. "Did you know?" stated my friend with a half mischievous smile. "That certain Evangelist extremists within the US have a plan to start a nuclear war, send Armageddon into high speed by forcing Jesus to come down and save them." after laughing for nearly three minutes I stopped to think out loud. "Huh...Would it not be funny if this group gets their way? Sitting in a bunker waiting for Jesus just waiting and waiting. Finally after realizing the food is low and the water is gone all they would be able to do is regret the really stupid decisions they've made"..That would be the worlds biggest fail you see we can't go forcing others to save us from ourselves, divine or mortal. Higher powers (whoever they may be) are easy to blame for life's little beefs but in truth it's aliens controlin...I mean humanity who has to and ask it's self. "How have I been a douche today." So come on all you crazy doomsday seekers leave your mushroom cloud dreams behind and give some hobo a hug.
Psst, I'm not the biggest sports fan but my buddy loves it, check out his predictions for upcoming games here--->ok here--->http://kr2008-sportsandwhatnot.blogspot.com/
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