To Hell and back.

I'm not bitter, I swear, I'm not bitter; a tad annoyed perhaps. In an odd and dark way I'm actually quite amused, people of the world have finally come together, thrown away their barriers of age and race, religion or sexual preference to personally bud into my life. Alright so maybe it's not that dramatic or in any physical sense pushy but one blessed soul I have the pleasure of seeing on the bus I take to and from work everyday has made it her wrinkled elderly duty to inform me that the reading material I'm perusing through will unarguably send me straight to hell. So I ignore her thinking "Old bat thinks anything not having holy intercourse with a bible is in the direct line of Lucifer's touch." In any case I don't believe in a downer place like hell, and if it is there well I'd probably slap Satan in the face and tell him "Send me back I ain't done yet!"